- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

The game.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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