- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A baby seal walks into a club.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

whats black and white? a zebra

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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