How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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