whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Daym im romantic

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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