- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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