- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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