roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

kesha is a virgin.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

My friend harris is fat.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Knock knock Come in

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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