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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

the holocaust

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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