Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What happen? Idk...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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