- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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