What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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poop nuff said

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Anti Joke

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