Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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