- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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