- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Morman Religion.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

i just pooped that is all!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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