What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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