What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Your Mom

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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this is not a joke.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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