- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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