- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

woman's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

who is awesome? no one...

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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