What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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I have a gay camel

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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