Obama

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your mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What's circular and round A circle

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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