Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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this is not a joke.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Potato!

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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