What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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