Homonyms should be band.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Religionh

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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