- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

The Game.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Roses are red, violets are purple.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Jews

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Your future.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Jewwy Jewstein

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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