What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Chinese men having large penis.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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