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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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