Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Anti Joke

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