- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

honest politician

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

who's a slut... you're mom

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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