- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Caca.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

homosexuals are gay

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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