- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

i just pooped that is all!

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