What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Woman's Rights

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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