- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

everybody loves raymond

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Girls soccer

kaite is dumb that is true

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??