what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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