How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Catholicism.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Nice belt.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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