Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Punching a baby

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Okay, after this one then...

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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