- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(