- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Potato!

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

I'm Jewish

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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