The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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