Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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