- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Women's rights.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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