- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it