- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS