- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

My friend harris is fat.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A fish swims up your penis...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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