- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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