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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

what did the farmer do? plant

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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