Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What's red, blue & green all over?

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Daym im romantic

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

You will not press the like button.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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