What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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anal seepage

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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