- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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