What's funnier than 24? My life.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Needless to say,

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Republicans

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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