- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.