what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Me

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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