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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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