- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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